Tactical Panda

Not all warriors wear armor. Some wear fur and raid your camp at 0200 with a spork, a smirk, and zero regrets.

Introducing the Tactical Trash Panda tee, where unhinged chaos meets calculated mayhem. This shirt was built for the operators, night owls, misfits, and lovable degenerates who thrive in disorder and laugh in the face of structure. Armed with a spoon, a Viking axe, and a stare that could end arguments, this design celebrates the warrior spirit hidden in the most unexpected of creatures.

It’s more than a raccoon in a helmet. It’s a mindset. It’s the unofficial mascot of those who don’t ask permission, don’t follow rules, and sure as hell don’t wait for orders when the mission’s on the line.

Whether you’re breaching a fridge at midnight or kicking doors in full kit, the Tactical Trash Panda is the perfect blend of absurd and aggressive, and proudly part of the Tactical Viking Brand’s growing legacy of unapologetic, warrior-inspired apparel.

Designed for range rats, late-night legends, and tactical mischief-makers

Why You Need It: Stand out at the range, the rally, or your next field op. Pay tribute to the unpredictable side of warrior culture. Embrace the humor, grit, and insanity that make you who you are

Join a brotherhood that thrives in chaos but lives by a code.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!